Robloxian Church of Scientologiy blasts TikTok 'speed running' trend as viral videos circulate
In bluville, A local church of Robloxian Scientologiy was rampaged with raiders and caused minor damage, which the church claims to be major.
The church responded with removing its door handles, and barring entry for an unknown ammount of time after a bizarre TikTok trend encouraged kids to run inside and "speedrun" through the building.
This allegedly caused an employee to be hurt, and damaged Church property. The church claims this has harrasment and even Terriosm.
The church also claims that "We are barring entry to protect our frequencies. This is not journalism, this is harrasment and tresspassing. Every camera lens pointed at our sanctuary is a weapon designed to drain our Electromangetic reserve. Until the city of Bluville can guarantee the sanctity of our halls, the handles stay off." -Random Bluvian, President of Scientolgiy Electromangetism.
In an unprecedented move late Wednesday night, Church members were seen using power tools to remove every exterior door handle from the building. With the handles gone, the structure now presents a smooth, impenetrable facade to the public.
The lockdown has left Bluville residents in a state of confusion.
The "Media Blackout": Several local independent reporters have been served with "Frequency Cease and Desist" notices by the Church.
Safety Concerns: The Bluville Fire Department has voiced concerns regarding the handle removal, noting that the building may now be a "death trap" in the event of an actual emergency.
The TikTokers: Despite the threats of legal action, new videos continue to surface online showing kids attempting to scale the walls of the Church, now that the doors are no longer an option.
As of press time, the Church of Robloxian Scientolgiy remains silent, its doors smooth and its President refusing further comment. The Bluville Police Department has increased patrols in the area, though they have yet to make any arrests related to the "Terriosm" claims.
-Channel 9 Action News, Random Bluvian Press Editor & Director
